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caprese rock pizza

Pizza Rock (搖滾披薩) in Taiwan is a staple in the what many would call the "luxury pizza shop" industry.  Whether it's their delicious soup, baked pasta, or variety of pizzas, Pizza Rock always delivers on the promise of a good meal.  Another staple of their menu are their assortment of a half-dozen panini sandwiches, which is what we will be focusing on today.  

Why Pizza Rock Stands Out

Before we discuss sandwiches, we want to talk about what makes Pizza Rock special in Taiwan.  While other popular pizza franchises, such as Dominos and Pizza Hut, have seating areas for their customers to rest and enjoy the food, they always seem to have a fast-food atmosphere, without the charm and pizazz of a typical upscale restaurant.  

That's where Pizza Rock takes it to the next level.  All of their restaurants have a warm, sophisticated rock n' roll feeling that gives the atmosphere a little extra charm.  It's not quite the legendary Rock and Roll McDonald's or even the Hard Rock Cafe', but they definitely have a small rock and roll vibe going on.  Even though it's only a few Rock posters adorning the walls, it's that extra attention to detail that makes them stand out.  

How Was The Food?

Since this is a site about sandwiches, we have to make a disclaimer.  We love Pizza Rock's baked pasta and soup, it is beyond delicious.  In terms of an Italian restuarant in Taiwan, we highly recommend it for any international traveller.  The prices are reasonable, the service is friendly, and the tables are pristine.  

However, our discussion today revolves around one of Pizza Rock's sandwiches, the Caprese Grilled Cheese Panini.  One of the more popular sandwiches, it is covered in mozzarella, garlic, basil, diced tomatos, and parmesan cheese.  It was definitely a decent sandwich, yet the bread was a little too thick and it dulled the overall taste. 

So, onto the big question:  Would I eat it as my Last Sandwich?

The answer is No.  However, it was still a decent sandwich.

We want to emphasize, if this was a site about baked pasta, then Pizza Rock would be the in our Top 10 of Last-Baked-Pasta lists.  However, it's about sandwiches, and their sandwiches leave something to be desired.  

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Top 25 Hamburger Songs of All-Time

As you know, we consider Hamburgers to be a real sandwich.  Add some cheese and it becomes, quite possibly, the best sandwich ever created by man.  Naturally, we wanted to research what were the best songs ever written about Hamburgers (and Cheeseburgers), so we compiled a list of LastSandwich's Top 25 Hamburger Songs of All-Time!

Here is our list (to be continually updated as new songs arise):

Top 25 Hamburger Songs of All-Time

#Song NameArtistYear
1 You're A Hamburger The Vestibules1994
2 Eating Fish in Hamburger Heaven Little Hands of Asphalt 2012
3 What Made My Hamburger Disappear? The Unholy Modal Rounders 1976
4 Hotdogs & Hamburgers John Mellencamp 1987
5 Don't Put Onion on Your Hamburger Dellwoods 1963
6 Burger Queen Placebo 1998
7 Two Triple Cheese, Side Order Of Fries Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen 1990
8 Cruising For Burgers Fuse 1970
9 Hamburger Midnight Little Feat 1971
10 Cheeseburger Gang Of Four 1983
11 Burger And Fries Charley Pride 1978
12 Cheeseburger In Paradise Jimmy Buffet 1978
13 Raw Hamburger Kool & The Gang 1969
14 Burger Man ZZ Top 1990
15 Hamburger Hop Johnny Hicks 1950
16 Hamburger Concerto Focus 1974
17 Burger Song Lorraine Bowen 2000
18 The Burger Song Skee-lo1995
19 Hamburger Patti The Inconceivables 1966
20 Angel from Hamburger Heaven Alvin Stardust 2005
21 Boogies (Hamburger Hell) Todd Rundgren 1976
22 Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government) The Vandals 1989
23 Murder Burgers David Peel and Death 1978
24 Hamburger Lady Throbbing Gristle 1978

Honorary Mentions

26.  I Want Some Burgers and Fries - Bob's Burgers  (2017)
27.  Burger Recipe Song - Lingokids  (2018)


Classic Videos

And in honor of our 1st Top 25 Hamburger List, here is probably the coolest song on our chart, "Cruisin' for Burgers" by Fuse.

Cruisin' for Burgers by Fuse



And as an added bonus, here is the #1 selection on our list, "You're A Hamburger" by The Vestibules.

You're A Hamburger by The Vestibules




burger records

Let's be honest, when we saw a Music Label with the name Burger Records, we thought it was one of the coolest things ever.  However, after reading about what happened at the label over the last year, that adoration turned to disappointment.

About 7 months ago, we read that Burger Records was the next victim of "cancel culture" and their bands were accused of predatory behavior towards young woman.  What was generally considered normal behavior by rock bands 50, 30, or even 10 years ago isn't going to fly in this age of social media.  So, the label president took the bullet and agreed to part ways. 

However, whoever took over the wheel at Burger Records couldn't turn that ship around, and they ceased operations in July of 2020.

Let us just say, this label wasn't just hip for their name.  They also released most of their music on cassettes, which is awesome in itself.  They also hosted a festival called the Burger A-Go-Go, which is beyond cool.

Honestly, I think the main reason they crashed was due to a lack of Sandwich Bands.  Sad as it seems, it looks like Burger Records is gone forever.

Source:  PunkNews.org (https://www.punknews.org/article/73055/burger-records-changes-leadership-after-bands-accused-of-predatory-behaviour)
Soruce:  Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_Records)

Here are some of the Burger A-Go-Go Posters with some of the acts associated with Burger Records.  First, the 2018 Burger A-Go-go Poster.

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Next, the 2014 Burger A-Go-go Poster.


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Finally, some of the staff of Burger Records and their T-Shirt Logos:


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This one is cute:


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Good Bye Burger Records...



What is Elsa Birgitta Bekmans favorite sandwich

Who is Elsa Birgitta Bekman?  And why does she spell "favourite" with an extra letter? 

You're Not My Favourite Sandwich may be the existential sandwich song, touching on the most basic of human foodly emotions.  Truly, there are few songs that are quirky enough to stand on its own legs, and also evoke a desire for sandwich-making in the kitchen. 

The Inalienable Rights Of Sandwiches

However, I have to say that the way she treats her favorite sandwich is utterly dispicable.  Here's a loving sandwich that sacrifices its existance to give her pleasure, yet her only appreciation is to discard it into an open field.  To make matters worse, she equates man at a higher level than sandwich, which in our LastSandwich universe is the ultimate sin.  Sandwich is life.  Sandwich is forever.

Who Is Elsa Bekman?

Yet, we still enjoyed Elsa's song, as well as her amazing sandwich-making ability.  So, who exactly is Elsa Bekman?  We Googled it to find out. 

Elsa Birgitta Bekman (born September 13, 1991) is a Dutch singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, music video director and music video producer with French and Swedish roots.7 

Latest Video

Now that we've finished our rant, please check out the actual song link below (lyrics are listed below the video).

You're Not My Favourite Sandwich by Elsa Birgitta Bekman




The Lyrics

You are not my favourite sandwich
Which I will chew, swallow, digest then pass it
Get sick of it
Throw it in the garbage
Then replace it with a tasty snack
Cause last time I checked

You are not my favourite food
That swings with every single mood
That gets thrown in the trash
The moment I am full of it
Oh no you are not my favourite alcoholic beverage
That makes me sick
 
You are not my all time favourite song
That gets stuck in my head and so I hum it all day long
Until the point of annoyance
One, two, too many times I pressed repeat
Repeat until my ears bleed

You are not my favourite tune
That I will get fed up with pretty pretty soon
Dadadadadadada dadadadada
Oh no you are not my favourite track
That makes me dance

Dadadada dadada dada peepopadada
Dadada dadada
Dadapeepo padadadaa
Mmmm

You are not my favourite sandwich
You are not my favourite food
You are not my all time favourite song
That swings with every single mood
 
You are not my favourite sandwich
Which I will chew, swallow, digest then pass it
Get sick of it
Throw it in the garbage
Then replace it with a tasty snack

You are not my favourite sandwich
Which I will chew, swallow, digest then pass it
Get sick of it
Throw it in the garbage
Then replace it with a tasty snack
Cause last time I checked
You are a man and not a sandwich


We've added the information about her album "Once In My Life" below.  If you want to check it out, the link is below the album cover.  

HotTuna modern day

These are the only band names that I could find which referred to Sandwiches. Probably the best tasting one is Hot Tuna, because seriously, who doesn't love a Hot Tuna Sandwich?  

However, while Ham Sandwiches are pretty good with melted cheese, ham by itself isn't very appetizing. On the other hand, their music is extremely delicious. 

Here is our list of Top 10 Bands whose names refer to a sandwich:

Top 10 Bands with Sandwich Names (2021)

#BandCountryArticle
1HamsandwicHIrelandTop 25 HamsandwicH Songs
2SandwichPhilippinesTop 10 Sandwich Songs
3Electric SandwichGermanyPossibly, in the near future.
4Hot TunaUSA (San Francisco, California)Who Is Hot Tuna?
5The Heavy SandwichUSA (South Carolina)Possibly, in the near future.
6Hot Club SandwichUSA (Washington)Who Sings It Better?
7Cotto's Club SandwichunknownPossibly, in the near future.
8Cosmic SandwichUnited KingdomPossibly, in the near future.
9Knuckle SandwichUSA (Fleminton, New Jersey)Possibly, in the near future.
10CheeseburgerUSA (New York)Top 25 Cheeseburger Songs

Honorable Mentions

11)  Maggot Sandwich
12)  Project Jam Sandwich
13)  Ham Sandwich (Rapper)13

Bonus Song

In honor of our 1st Top 10 Bands with Sandwich Names List, here is the band Hot Tuna just jamming to "Water Song".

Water Song by Hot Tuna (1973)



Added Note: This list will be expanded as more bands referring to sandwiches are found.


Bonus Photos

Hot Tuna back in the 1970s

Hot Tuna 1972

The Heavy Sandwich:  date unknown

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Album Cover by Maggot Sandwich

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Ham Sandwich vs Talking Heads

Let's address the elephant in the room... who would ever imagine calling your rock band "Ham Sandwich" or anything relating to food in general? 

Well, kudos to them.  We think Ham Sandwich is a great name for a group!  And even more amazing, they know how to select cover songs.  This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) is one of Talking Heads greatest songs, and is also the centerpiece of one of the best concert movies of all-time, Stop Making Sense (1984).


Talking Heads Version

Here is a clip of that movie, where David Byrnes and Talking Heads is singing that song, along with the infamous Lamp Dance.

Talking Heads - This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)




HamsandwicH Version

It's always hard to cover a Masterpiece, however, Ham Sandwich decided to their best to add their own spin on it.

Ham Sandwich - This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)  (COVER)




HamsandwicH VS Talking Heads

So, who do you think did it better? 

They are two very different styles, and while we applaud Ham Sandwich's rendition, nothing can ever surpass Talking Head's original... David Byrne's singing is just in a league of it's own.

Winner:  Talking Heads (with HamsandwicH in close second)

One small note, we wish the fiddle player let loose a little more.  If he had broke into a rendistic solo, playing in a free-style cadenza, the musical interlude would have been fuller and richer.  It might have put HamsandwicH over the edge

By the way, if you want to learn more about Ham Sandwich, read both their Wikipedia page and this interesting article from the Irish Times in the Reference Section.

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